WHM comes over with a Brachiosaurus and an elephant in his hands. CAM is snuggled in on my right side waiting for me to start reading.
WHM: Mommy, this is an elephant.
ME: Yes, it sure is.
WHM: Mommy, what does an elephant say?
ME (thinking he is serious): [my best impression of an elephant's call, using my arm as a trunk.]
WHM (rolling his eyes at me as if I am an ignorant child, because he was totally testing me): No .... Roll Tide!
ME (appropriately chastised): That's right. Roll Tide! Silly Mommy!