WHM: Mommy, did you know apples are fwuits?
ME: Yes, honey, I know.
WHM: And bench-tuh-bulls.
ME: Well, potatoes are vegatables. Apples are fruits.
WHM: Fruits AND bench-tuh-bulls. Apples are fwoots and bench-tuh-bulls. And fwuits and bench-tuh-bulls are HEALFY.
So it's not particularly funny, but it dawned on me that one day he'll just say "vegetables," "fruits," and "healthy," and he'll be a big boy just. like. that. Kind-of like when he stopped saying Cacos (rhymes with tacos) and switched to Costco.
I won't ever love him any less, but I wanted to remember that today, he was still my precious and sweet baby boy.