2. While I was tutoring tonight, WHM, who was in the living room with Mick and CAM, sang the entire chorus to Red Solo Cup. Twice. Without help. Which simultaneously confused and cracked up my tutoring kid.
3. When I sat down to type this, I promise you I had three things. But I am old and senile, apparently. When I think of the 3rd thing again at 4 in the morning, I will write it down so I can edit this post later.
UPDATE: I still have not remembered the third thing. So perhaps that's really disconcerting thing #3: I can't even remember the disconcerting things in my life long enough to write them down!