Well, about five minutes into The Cat in the Hat, the cable went out! And CAM, who I didn't realize is apparently already sixteen, shouted with all the drama and teen angst you can muster:
OH! I wanted to watch Kids' Shows! My whole LIFE is RUINED! FOREVER!
and promptly buried her head under the covers.
While I was lying there thinking to myself, "really?!" WHM, our little sage, said very matter-of-factly:
Noooo, CAM. It's DUST the CAY-bull is OUT. We-Wax.
I seriously can't figure out who was funnier.