CAM (as I am clearing the table from lunch): Mommy, I'm hungry.
ME (exasperated): You just said you didn't want any lunch!
CAM: I know. Can I have a snack?
ME: What would you like?
CAM: Candy.
ME: No.
(five minutes go by...)
ME: CAM, would you like me to make you a sandwich like the one you had at school?
CAM: No, I think I want a snack.
ME: What would you like?
CAM: Candy.
ME: No candy. Would you like a banana?
CAM: No. May I have an apple?
ME: Oh, honey, those apples are for a recipe we're going to make later.
CAM: May I have some candy?
ME: No.
CAM: May I have a banana?
ME: Yes.
Mommy wins! Mommy wins! And the crowd goes wild!
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