She came back from the pantry with Nutella and a tub of cookies, and here's our conversation:
"Can I have toast with this stuff, and some cookies?"
"You can have toast with the Nutella, but no cookies. Go put the cookies away and I will make you some toast."
She walked back to the pantry and then came back to me again:
"Mommy? Can I have toast-with-Nutella on its side?"
"Toast on its side?"
"Yes, like at a restaurant? Like the Border or 99?"
"I don't know what you mean."
"Yes, you do, Mommy. Like I get mac and cheese and oranges or french fries or something on its side? I want toast ON A SIDE!"
"Oh! You mean WITH a side! Hmm. What would you like for a side?"
She's a smaht one, that kid. I think she should be the lawyer in the family!