While I changed his diaper, this was our conversation:
WHM: Mommy? You amember when we went to a mall and I was a-faid of Santa Claus?
ME: Yes, honey. Man, these poops are stinky!
WHM: And I was afaid of him, and I cwied and cwied?
ME: Yes, honey.
WHM: I don't wike Santa Claus. I wuv you, and I wuv CAM and I wuv Daddy. (Serious, with emphasis after each word): But I don't wike SANTA CLAUS.
WHM (sing-songy): But I dooooo like PRES-ents!