WHM and Gram were just talking about the "Big Thomas," whom we saw for the first time last August while we were in Maine. (That we were in Maine when we saw him has led WHM to a theory that anytime we are in Maine, the Big Thomas must also be here. Learning that this is not the case has been a struggle for him.)
Gram, reaching down and hugging WHM: Do you think you can take Gram to see the Big Thomas?
WHM, as surly as can be: I....can't.... drive!!!