Me: It sure would! Where do you want to go?
WHM: I don't know. But not to Mars.
Me: Well, where do you want to go?
WHM (rolling his eyes as he thinks): Jupiter!
Me: What's special about Jupiter?
WHM: It's made of gold.
(This from the same kid who could tell me when he was three years old that planets spin on an axis while they go around the sun. He actually used the word "revolution!*")
Methinks I need a trip to Jupiter.
*actually, I believe it was "wevvolution."