As I could ever fathom being disloyal.
You, on the other hand, abandoned me. For a year.
Left me alone, to make my way through this world second-rate generics.
No one held a candle to you, Excedrin. And still, I stood by with my stockpile, recall be damned. I risked my life for you! Taking recalled pills with reckless abandon ... what might have happened?! I hesitate to think.
I'm glad my love is no longer unrequited. We've got a good thing, Excedrin. A good, good thing.