Sunday, March 30, 2014

Polite Company

A morning one-sided conversation with WHM, while he sits on the potty:
(It's best if you read it out loud.)

Mommy! You know, if you fot a wittle, it's a toot. But if you fot a biiiiiig fot, it's a fot.


Mommy!  I fotted.

I fought it was a toot... but I was wrong.


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